So, it seems that by the age of 25, 4% of Britons haven't dont it. You know DONE it. Done IT. That's what I heard on the telly anyway. They're doing a programme about it in a minute. Can this be true? But this got me thinking. I must know at least a hundred people. If the figure is correct, then at least four of those people must never have done it. I have therefore spent the moments since I heard the figure contemplating my friends. Who are they? Which ones are the statistic?
It is a slightly disturbing way of seeing your friends. Have a go. Not very popular? Well surely you can think of 50 people? Yes? Then there's two of them. I'll be honest - I'm quite enjoying it. It sheds a whole new light on my friends. You should start worrying about what I'm thinking about you. Yes you.
p.s. I don't believe for a second you're not popular by the way - I know that right now you're dreaming up which 12 of your friends are the ones - you popular person, you.
They say flattery gets you everywhere. Is it working? But seriously, you look gorgeous today. I've never seen you looking so lovely as you do tonight, never seen you shine so bright - you are amazing... yes, that's enough flattery, now give me chocolate.
p.p.s. apologies for the quoting of Chris de Burgh, but it made me giggle!
3 comments:
Well, they do say chocolate is a good substitute (reaches for 3rd Dairy Milk of the day).
Actually, did you see the Haagen-Dazs ad in the commercial break? Not sure it was really appropriate...
I had to stop watching it when she let him 'look' wayyyyyyyyy too creepy!!
I have to admit, I didn't watch it. The advert I saw for it whilst watching Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares was just tooo cringesome. That uncomfortable looking pelvic thrusting in the face of an "older-looking lady" was just too much for me. Even if he still had his jeans on.
Glad I didn't miss anything!
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