It's Important to Know One's Priorities

So after all this strenuous exercise I have been doing of late, I decided it was time to allow myself some time of... erm, not entirely off as the case might be. Listen, I have a bum made for booty shaking (and that's not a compliment), a stomach that looks like I've drunk several too many beers (again, not a compliment) and thighs that look like I belong in the WWE wrestling ring (and, in case clarification is necessaray - again, not a compliment ).

So nights off exercise for fat lassies like moi currently means doing my pilates video instead of this ridiculous running/latinasize. However the tamagochi needed some attention first and by the time I'd got the video on, I'd managed to munch my way through six, frankly delicious, rhubarb & ginger cookies from M&S. Not being one to be defeated by biscuits, however, I went ahead and put the video on. Still munching on said biscuits, I clamber onto the floor, make an attempt at a few sit ups, then realise the time. Good god - what am I doing on the floor attempting to not only do sit ups, but breath at the same, when Kath and Kim is on... Foolish. Very foolish. Needless to say, sit ups were abandoned, Kath and Kim switched on, and all is right in the world, once again. (I'll work on the booty shaking, beer swilling, WWE wrestling problem areas tomorrow. Or the next day).