Ranty, Ranty, Ranty

I have a bee in my hat (nobody wears bonnets anymore. That is like, sooo two centuries ago). Learn Direct have an advert on the radio about maths courses or english courses or something. There's this old lad who's saying he wants to do a course in blah, because he's spent his whole life trying to earn enough money to keep up with his wife's spending habits and penchent for re-creating buckingham palace in thier home.

Now, I know that kept women still exist. But seriously - what are Learn Direct thinking? In this day and age, surely the majority of women work and provide for themselves. They are not sitting at home, languishing on their plush sofas, safe in the knowledge that they can sit on their arses doing nowt while man, their saviour, provides for their every whim.

I take it back about bonnets. Learn Direct have a whole wardrobefull they like to wear.