Broken Detox

I have an admission to make. I have been abandoning my detox. You may recall the bacon sandwich/ketchup/new trouser issue that formed part of the Dublin Disaster? Well, if you were thinking about how lucky I am to be able to eat such things whilst on detox, then you were wrong. I broke my detox last Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I am rubbish. And therefore still a lump.